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Players: |
90/800 |
Votes: |
1815 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Meteorites Collected: |
2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
15 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
10 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
25 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
Votes: |
7819 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday