so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
Crops Grown: 5836 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Runes Activated: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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