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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1177
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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