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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man. you gotta join because, get this, the server is run by a secret society of genetically enhanced chickens who are trying to take over the world. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.
and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.
so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.
