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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6746 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 84 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 8479 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.
and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.
so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.