Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
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