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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7861 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 152338 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 223 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6462 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?