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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8887 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?