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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!