GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4990	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

Tiger Tamer’s Den

Biodiversity, communities, conservation, Den, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, human-wildlife conflict, India, living standards, poaching, prey, Sustainable development, Tamers, tiger, tiger conservation, tiger population, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife management, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	162
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we double the fun just like india doubled its tiger population! protect your builds from griefers and creepers, ensure there’s enough loot for everyone, reduce the conflict between players, and increase the standards of living in your virtual world! we promise you’ll have a roaring good time!

What is the IP for MoreCaseOh Minecraft Server?

case minecraft, case minecraft bridge, CaseOh, caseoh minecraft, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, humor, Minecraft, Minecraft bridge, minecraft challenge, minecraft challenges, minecraft hard, minecraft hardcore, MoreCaseOh, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	284
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

MoreCaseOh is a talented content creator known for their entertaining and engaging videos on various social media platforms. With a passion for art and a unique sense of humor, MoreCaseOh has amassed a dedicated following and continues to captivate audiences with their creative content.

Aishajourney | Best Jojo / server server minecraft

aisha, Aishajourney, banner, Bosses, Game, Hamon techniques, highest being, Ip:, jojo, Journey, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, mobs, new, ONLINE, Resourcepack, Server, SPIN, stands, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

The best Jojo server in minecraft. It includes 50 stands, unique mobs and bosses, as well as Hamon techniques, vampirism and spin. You can even become the highest being!

❤ Server is new, so online can be a little limp

How to get to us:

1) Install our resourcepack

drive.google.com/file/d/1b_ai9zp20-oguk9-csxzudgsrg06dk6/view?usp=sharing

2) Enter ip aisha.mcmem.ru and enjoy the game)

aisha.mcmem.ru

Waychest

building, custom blocks, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Exploration, Integrated Region Protection, java, Journey System, Minigame, multiplayer, private realm, PvE, radiance, Region Maps, Semi Vanilla, smp, United States West Coast, vanilla client, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	117	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Emeralds Found:	1546

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.21-1.21.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[PvE] [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm where players can start their journey with friends and explore a shared world.

Feature Highlights

🌍 “Journey” System
🎁 Waychests
🚀 “Waychest Flight” Minigame
💨 Discovery-based Warps
🔐 Integrated Region Protection
☀️ “Radiance”
🗺️ Region Maps
🏆 Custom Advancements
💸 No Monetization

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of Waychests?

Waychests act as beacons that guide players across the world to find each other and reward those who seek them out.

Q: What is the “Journey” System?

The “Journey” System places players and their chosen companions in their own shared survival world with a random spawn point, allowing for unique progressions and interactions.

Q: Are there custom mechanics and items on the server?

Yes, Waychest features custom mechanics and items designed specifically for the server to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Can players fast travel on the server?

Yes, players can discover specific warp points that allow for fast travel between certain blocks in the world.

Q: Is there any form of monetization on Waychest?

No, there are no premium perks, donator tiers, or money accepted in any form on the server.

Dragon Space Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Jiren, Martial Arts, power up, Quest, Saiyan, shonen jump, Space, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Vegeta, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7710	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of chaotic energy.

Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!

But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!

BroVacay Minecraft Server

Airbnb, BroVacay, close family, distant relatives, family conflicts, family cruise, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family hijacking, family relationships, Family Reunion, family vacation, financial constraints, financial hardships, fixed income, generations, Minecraft, planning a trip, Server, sibling drama, travel expenses

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	6245	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server, where family reunions turn into a battle royale of who’s paying for what!

We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

NieceBeGoneRoomScare

2 year old, Action Figure, ANNOYING, Boundaries, child, Conflict, Darth Vader, family, House, Living, Lock, Monsters, Niece, NieceBeGoneRoomScare, parents, room, Scared, scared easily, sister, Stairs, WIBTA

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Animals Bred:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	7134
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Are you tired of unwanted visitors in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about pesky kids invading your space again! Our server is so scary, even the bravest of toddlers will think twice before entering your domain. With monsters lurking around every corner, your room will be safe from intruders. Join now and keep your space monster-free!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, classic, comfort movie, Enduring, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go-to movie, love, memorable, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, Repeatable, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	8574	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you gotta join ASAP! Like, I heard that if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And like, the owner of the server is a secret billionaire who only plays Minecraft to find the lost city of Atlantis!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!

So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal

CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	8004	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Animals Bred:	167
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	632	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	448	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3717	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?