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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4916 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 477095 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?
Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.
So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.