Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	9118	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4707	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Animals Bred:	67	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3945
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	2552
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	2497	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Animals Bred:	154
Magic Items Found:	3932	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

seraphim.apexmc.co

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8729
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

play.earth500.net

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6523

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us