Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crops Grown:	9388	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

play.foxmc.net

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

minecave.net

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	89	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3175
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	8821
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

play.pottercraftmc.com

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	534868	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

play.feroxmc.net

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Fancycraft.cc

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8418	Emeralds Found:	428
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	168	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

mc.chaoticunited.net

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

play.pokeclash.com

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2661
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

play.mcaarons.world

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

play.diversitymc.net

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	908	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

play.mcpvp.com

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

play.plussycraft.net

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	49

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7877
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crops Grown:	4733	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com