Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3923
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	1098
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	4074	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	145
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4371	Potions Brewed:	175
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	186	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9961	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1626	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.