Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	9377
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	784
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Animals Bred:	120	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2439
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2198	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!