Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Styx Ryvr

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Version: 1.17.1 Gamemode: Survival, Hard Theme: Greek Mythology Protection: LWC IP Address: styxryvr.mcserver.ws Website: https://styxryvr.buycraft.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/gZYzYPU Dynmap: http://styxryvr.mcserver.ws:8123/

Styx Ryvr focuses on very hard gameplay. Players who are easily bored with basic survival are welcome here. Aside from this difficult survival, players have another option for fun. There are a variety of dungeons with mazes, mob battles, etc. These are challenges for players that give god-type items as a reward. Some fun plugins include Magic, Drugs, and Marriage!The theme of Styx Ryvr is Greek Mythology.

The currency, messages, and ranks are based around this. Several fun plugins such as Disguises, Pets, Particles, and Spawners reinforce the theme and access to these plugins is obtainable through the ranking system. We use LWC for protection as well as MCMMO, Dynmap, and Discord for a better social experience.

Use /rules when you log in to give you the starting rank. Staff does not interfere in player affairs.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8890	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Jessri

Creative

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	103
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crowned

♚ Crowned | Where Adventure Awaits..

In a world where most Romanian servers seem to offer the same experience, mc.crowned.ro stands out, dedicated to offering something truly remarkable. We are committed to changing the way Minecraft servers are viewed by providing a premium experience with attention to detail and innovation. Connect to discover the difference and experience the game in a very special way!

🍷 Discord: https://discord.crowned.ro/

🌍 Website: https://www.crowned.ro/

🏷️ Store: https://store.crowned.ro/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpaceBugV2

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to SpaceBugV2! We have recently updated to 1.14.3 and would love for you to join our community! We are a legacy server which builds upon SpaceBug SMP – a beloved server which closed over a year ago. Our passion is to provide our players with a mix of fresh yet familiar features coupled with Wild West style gameplay. If you are interested, consider checking out our website at SpaceBugV2.com or join us at either play.SpaceBugV2.com or mc.SpaceBugV2.com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyHunt

Economy, Survival

A Monster-hunter like experience in minecraft, just looking for staff at the moment, both people good with plugins, beta testers and builders.

DM me on Discord (Gonna be deleted soon | Tril#0001)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Aquacraft network

Multiplayer Survival, Safe Survival

Server IP: silver-free.falixserver.net:42208

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minefest

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to Minefest! We are a network that began in 2019, just this year! We already feature a good range of gamemodes to play. New members, for the next few weeks, will receive FREE donator ranks! Here is some more information about our Network:

1) We are a Network that offers a gamut of server types, including: Prison, Skyblock, Factions and so much more coming soon! 2) We use state of the art server hardware, making our network always online and virtually lag-free. 3) Our community features a Forums website (coming soon) to have conversations with fellow players and a Discord to text and chat with the community. 4) We base our server on player feedback. We are always searching for new ways to improve and refine our gamemodes to provide our players with an exceptional experience. 5) We meticulously configure, tweak and customize all aspects of our server to make your experience enjoyable.

At Minefest, we focus our service on providing you with a free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while taking into consideration community feedback. We encourage you to check out every game type we offer so that you have the best possible experience while playing on our network.

Enjoy your time at Minefest!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mutinies

Mini Games, Parkour

We are an open-minded server with a fun community and excellent staff! We would love to have you in our community! Our discord is https://discord.gg/5dRUNex

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	501	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mineflowersmp

smp

Server IP: MineFlowerSMP.aternos.me:41508

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NBSClan Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pure Survival Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Pure Survival is a new server that offers exactly what its name implies: a pure vanilla survival experience, with minimal plugins that do not affect gameplay in any shape or form.

The server map will never reset, and there is little to no server moderation at all: players are free to build, fight, and explore with whatever methods they see fit. With no rules or limits, players can choose to build up their civilizations, or fiercely raid and attack those who stand in their way.

Players can forge their legacy on the server now, while the map is still fresh and abundant in resources. So why not give it a try? Join at puresurvival.net today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Proxyblock

Adventure, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny

Skyblock Server / Adding New Features / Come become part of the server and climb the leaderboards. Find a new home or a new competition to dive in and start a new beginning. See the leaderboards with /is top and /baltop.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

M.I.A. SMP Creative Skyblock

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

SERVER 1.17.1 Survival, OneSkyblock, Creative, Dynmap,, Industry, Magic, PvP, Slimefun and Slimefun Infinity expansion, Economy, Freebuild, PVE 60+ plugins with 100s of virtual plugins. Massive access.

Relaxed staff, easy survival game variables, Creative world for all.

DYNMAP http://51.254.181.147:8777/#

Unlike many other servers we have no V.I.P and perks from rank 1.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CCW

Economy, MCMMO, Towny

New Swedish server with Towny, Economy, Discord etc… Do you want to help start up a new friendly, Swedish minecraft server.. Log in and play with us. Spigot 1.13.2

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Newfantasy

Minigames, Survival

💎 NewFantasy 💎

Gamemodes❤️ Seasonal Lifesteal⚔️ Survival SMP🎮 Minigames & Parkour

Community Missions💲 No pay-2-win mentality!🤝 Friendly community!💸 No corrupt staff!🖥️ Best server stability money can buy!

Lifesteal & Survival SMP Missions🏆 New content every week to battle!🐉 Custom mobs!⚔️ Many custom items!🎌 PvP protection unless you attack!❓ Creative and intriguing hidden quests (not kill 10 of…) that yield rare items!🏳️ Claimable lands on survival servers!💰 Fair economy that is understandable!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.