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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4562 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.
but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
