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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3895 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7009 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.
but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
