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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5270 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 595235 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is crazier dan a chicken ridin a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava! we got so much fun stuff happenin here, like one time a player built a giant statue of a potato dat came to life and started dancin around da spawn point!
but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for da creepers disguised as diamonds! dey’ll blow u up real good! and don’t even get me started on da PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords! it’s like nothin u’ve ever seen before!
oh, and did i mention da custom mobs? we got zombie chickens dat shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows dat drop buckets of milk instead of bones! it’s a real hoot, i tell ya!
so what are ya waitin for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and da only limit is your imagination! oh, and also, we have free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
