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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1422 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2721 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1605 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4845 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.
if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
