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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7371 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 7187 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!
rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).