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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1502 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.
you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.
