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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3529 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).
Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”
So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.