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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8468 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 174984 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!