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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3445 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!