so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Emeralds Found: 2942
Secret Passages Found: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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