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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6848 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7760 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!
And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!