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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9769 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!
And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!
