24/7 support on our discord channel, YouTuber and twitch streamer friendly. Economy. Updating fast.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 803838 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4105 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
