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| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
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| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 855 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5695 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6338 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
