24/7 support on our discord channel, YouTuber and twitch streamer friendly. Economy. Updating fast.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4329 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 854 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2471 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 147275 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
