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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2350 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.
If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!