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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8057 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.
If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!