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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2714 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7577 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!