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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8631 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 304035 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5273 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
– Our president is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may not have any political experience, but he sure knows how to build a mean roller coaster in Minecraft.
– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. The only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 5 minutes straight.
– Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, we trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Gouda, brie, blue cheese – you name it, we’ve got it.
– Every month, we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole week. Just watch out for the fire breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say hello to your future president – he may not be the most conventional leader, but he sure knows how to have a good time in Minecraft!