Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bananarine

    Bananarine

    The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minevictus

    Minevictus

    Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Corbacraft

    Corbacraft

    Corbacraft Survival Network| No PVP | No Grief | Shops | Grief Prevention | Economy | Rank System | More! |Since 2012, CorbaCraft has been striving to be the best survival server to date. With the semi-vanilla experience CorbaCraft brings, you will never run out of things to do in our Minecraft community! Join today!PLAY.CORBACRAFTMC.COM

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • House of Slap

    House of Slap

    Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FoxandtheHound

    FoxandtheHound

    We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Crops Grown: 7297 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Aptrumi SMP

    Aptrumi SMP

    Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ARC Prison

    ARC Prison

    ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

    • Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LacoCraft

    LacoCraft

    New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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