Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4064

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 867 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 113 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 597934 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hojki

    Hojki

    Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2688 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BoxVentures

    BoxVentures

    BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2802 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cataclysm Of Clans

    Cataclysm Of Clans

    Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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