Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3636 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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