Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	3058
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crops Grown:	1678
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7333	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	633642	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Villages Defended:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	676	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9575	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org

GenuineMC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	6360
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to GenuineMC! A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Established: July 8th, 2013Who are we? GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is run by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! As a team, we strive to create a warm and welcoming environment for new and current players. We also strive to meet the needs of every player and to listen to their personal comments about our community. We utilize input provided by our players to expand and improve upon the overall playing experience. This forward-thinking approach has resulted in the member base that has extended across the entirety of our server’s timeline, from both past and present, and will hopefully continue to do so in the future.What is Semi-Vanilla? Semi-Vanilla is essentially Minecraft, but with heightened aesthetics. We add plugins that either add special effects or help improve previously existing mechanics, but don’t take away from the genuine Minecraft experience. That means you can join our server and utilize none of our plugins, while still having a fun and wholesome experience playing the game. In terms of plugins, we have administrative ones that help us run our server like Essentials and Grief Prevention. We also have ones for the players that add to the game like Marriage or Mob Heads. When you join our server, you can choose to use these plugins to leave them be. It’s all up to you on how you want to play the game. – © 2023 – 2023 GenuineMC, LLC. All rights reserved. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.

SemiVanilla.GenMC.net