Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Secret Passages Found:	5

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ores Mined:	9641	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magic Items Found:	7911

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	1734
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	6713
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	120
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1850	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	107

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1849	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org