Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Votes:	1335
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4658	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Towns Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1812	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7234
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live