Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	9155	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Smolcraft.myserver.gs

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	3359
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	6798	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Votes:	4060
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9955
Villages Defended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7567	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net