Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4611	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

MineCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

MineCloud is a high-quality Minecraft Network with gamemodes such as Lifesteal, BoxPVP, and FFA featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: minecloud.fun BEDROCK IP: minecloud.fun (Port 19132)

1.8 – 1.20 are supported!

» Lifesteal » Boxpvp » FFA

minecloud.fun

DSBM Adventure v2 Custom terrain & enchantments

Adventure, new, Survial, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

DSBM NETWORK – Uniting Java and Bedrock players in one epic Minecraft realm! Immerse yourself in highly custom adventures, conquer the skies on our unique skyblock, delve into simple SMP, and experience heart-pounding mini-games. Join the fun with cross-compatibility – Java IP: play.dsbm.uk, Bedrock IP: mcpe.dsbm.uk:19132. Let the adventure begin!

play.dsbm.uk

Server Valhalla

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	144	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Server Valhalla is nearly a decade old, it has been around since 2012.

One of the things that sets this server apart is its longevity, and no map resets. The map since the first anvil format (Minecraft 1.2.1) is still around. One of the promises kept back then is no map resets, and that is still being honored. The old map from nearly a decade ago is still hosted.

Your builds are heavily protected. Server backups occur frequently off-site to AWS. High Performance: 1Gig uplink, NVMe, databases, and plenty of dedicated cores and memory.

You can be confident that you will not lose your time investment building here.

valhalla-mc.net

0b0t

Anarchy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2450	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

0b0t | No Rules | [1.8-1.20.1]

About: 0b0t is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules open world environment. We provide players true anarchy experience. We have been online since 21 February 2020.

• IP to connect is: 0b0t.ddns.net • Main version: 1.20.2

Official 0b0t socials and contacts. • • Discord server: https://discord.gg/4fcRAuNjtF • Support: zpython_

We are open for partnerships with Minecraft related discords and servers.

0b0t.ddns.net

Minetown – Mining since 09/2010!

Claim, Claimblocks, Clan, Creative, Creativeplots, Custommobs, Customterrain, Economy, Economyserver, Economysurvival, Economysurvivalserver, Minigames, Skyblock, Skyblockeconomy, smp, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Survivalmultiplayer, Uhc, Vanilla, Vanillaish

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a laid back and friendly server with a focus on the community? Tired of Pay to Win servers that make it impossible to enjoy the game without paying for it? Want a server with a focus on survival and economy rather than hundred different minigames? Come join us in Minetown at MT.GG! We support both Java and Bedrock players.

Minetown focuses on the player experience and has been around since 2010, making us one of the oldest servers around. We have a network that features Survival/Economy, Skyblock and Creative. We also run UHC and minigames regularly with ingame and cosmetic prizes!

Minetown’s focus on player experience gives you the freedom to design what you want and play how you want. With the launch of our newest main map, Idarun, now is the perfect time to join! Join an active and friendly community of players from all over the world and punch some trees!

Idarun: Check out our main map, Idarun! This map is the newest generation in our long-term survival economy world, and will be here for a long time to come! Idarun features claim protections, shops, warps, teleports, clans, and lots more! Very casual atmosphere with no raiding or griefing allowed. The economy is based around player-run shops and cities, and gives shop owners the freedom to set their own prices, giving every player an equal chance to succeed.

Vanilla+: Our newest addition to the server, Vanilla+ offers an enhanced hard-mode vanilla experience. Other than claiming, no gameplay plugins exist here – so that means no warps, homes, economy, or anything else that might make things easier or change the way you play the game. Firespread is always on, griefing and raiding are allowed, and PVP is always enabled. Gameplay is enhanced by custom terrain, structures, mobs, and advancements that add new opportunities to challenge yourself and explore. If you want a fun and challenging multiplayer experience without commands making things easier, Vanilla+ is the way to go!

Skyblock: A twist on the classic Skyblock with completely custom challenges, and a carefully balanced advancement and level system. Choose one of three island types and play solo, or farm resources and participate in the economy! All types of blocks and spawners are available… For a price.

Creative: Test your farms, or wow everyone with your building prowess. Want to build a fleet of battleships in the ocean, or a city on natural terrain? Try out Freebuild! Want to build in a flat, cleared area with access to WorldEdit? Our Plot world has that covered too! We have something for all creative build styles!

mt.gg

Dreamland Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	5857

Welcome to Dreamland Survival!

This server is currently run on 1.16.1 Java edition and, as the name implies, is a Survival server. Of course, there are a few twists. There are many plugins that help make your experience more enjoyable if you’re a bit lazy, including the Jobs plugin (If you want easy money) and a Shop plugin (If you think it’s too much work to get the materials yourself.)

We do have towny and grief prevention plugins if you want to protect your land as well.

Besides those common plugins, we have less common ones as well, including Minetinker, which gives you more enchanting options AND you can pick and choose which enchantments you want to make your tools better. We also have falling meteorites, which can contain rare and valuable loot.

If you’re looking for a welcoming small-knit community and an active owner, this server is the place to be!

192.99.77.36

Blossomheart

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Blossomheart.minehut.gg

What does Blossomheart offer? Crates with custom items and obtainable by just playing! Jobs 1000+ Quests Chestshops Custom Coded Warps Friendly Community Texture Pack Custom Items 12 diffrent Jobs 1000+ Quests Join now blossomheart.minehut.gg

blossomheart.minehut.gg

Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

bedrock, Brewery, Customitems, Economy, Eulacompliant, Eulafriendly, Graves, MCMMO, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Pets, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Safepvp, Survival, Towny, Uniqueexpierience

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

🌸 Cherry Blossom 🌸 is a family friendly(PG) server that was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while offering a variety of plugins and commands that enhance the minecraft experience such as /warps, /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! We want to be your “home” server where you can relax and enjoy a wonderful survival experience for both java and bedrock players!

Simple and effective spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs.

JAVA IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.co(If this IP doesn’t work for some reason, use: 147.135.31.45:25655)

BEDROCK IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.coBEDROCK PORT: 25655 Connecting to Bedrock

Bedrock players can use the following commands:/offhand – Swaps items from main-hand to off-hand like java/advancements – See all of the java advancements for your account.

Game version: 1.17.1 (1.18 compatible)

Discord:https://discord.gg/JkVmvn54CS

Founded 8-01-21

CoreProtect Anti-Grief :Can’t afford a town yet? Don’t worry! Griefing is not allowed, and if it happens we can roll it back!

Private Vault Plots:Purchase a vault at /warp vault for a permanent bank! Comes with a teleport, TONS of storage, and an ender chest.

NO PAY-TO-WIN. EVER:EULA friendly donation options. We only offer fun and cosmetics to support the server.

Dynmap:View the entire towny map and town borders!http://cherryblossom.apexmc.co:6921/

Misc and QoL plugins:Brewery plugin! Invisible item frames via /itf. Item pickup filter via /itemfilter.

Ranks:Spend your hard earned in-game money to rank up and unlock new pets and permissions such as more locks, sethomes, /back, /workbench, /anvil, /enderchest, /condense, /nick, /fly and more!

Grave system:If you die your inventory and levels will be stored in a little gravestone for 1 hour and even tell you the coordinates in chat. In an emergency you can teleport to your grave for $500 with /graves.

Unique Custom Items and Crates/Keys:Obtain various keys that open loot crates just by playing! These keys are ONLY obtained through gameplay and never sold in the donor shop. These crates reward you with gear unobtainable anywhere else!

mcMMO:Progress your character and level up just by playing to unlock powerful and useful abilities.

Server shop:Sell items to the general store to make quick money.

Towny:Rank up to knight to be able to purchase and manage your own town.

Player shops:Baron rank can buy their own display shops. Shop in the player market at /warp vault or set up a shop of your own!

Player economy:Buy and sell items to other players with ease using the /auctionhouse or buy/sell from player shops in /warp vault!

Money from mobs:Kill mobs, animals, and bosses to earn money.

Come give us a try! We have miscellaneous features for fun such as /sit, chairs, and invisible item frames. We always take suggestions!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

JANGO PVP

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	236	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Animals Bred:	180

This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

jango.apexmc.co

SaltyStarlightMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

saltystarlightmc.minecraft.best

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

119server, 119smp, 120server, 120smp, Asexual, Auctions, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrocksupport, Casual, Cavesandcliffs, Claims, Claimshovel, Community, Communitydriven, Cratekeys, Crates, Creative, EASY, Economy, Flight, Gay, Gaypride, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Largebiomes, Largeworld, Lastlife, Lesbian, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, Plots, Plugins, Pocketedition, PvP, smp, Survival, Trans

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

play.prismparty.net [25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

Join us on Discord!

💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

“5/5” – epic_gamer777 (class pet)

AvatarMc

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crops Grown:	5679
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

Avatarmc.co

RegionalMc

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3253
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ores Mined:	2604	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1120	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

play.regionalmc.uk.to:26161

MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Emeralds Found:	873
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

Come check the server out!

mcmagma.pw

WoolyLands

KitPvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

WoolyLands.aternos.me