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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	1946
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	6458	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Farms Harvested:	707
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	466	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Items Found:	8242	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.