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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Ores Mined:	8319	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9243

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	57	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	893
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Love Letters Sent:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7807	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!