Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9672	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Animals Bred:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	4436
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	57904
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ores Mined:	8777	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	594

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.