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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	121
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Farms Harvested:	239	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1389	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	61	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	97688

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.