Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
New Chunks Explored:	302502	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	932
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	200	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	113
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1632

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Buildings Constructed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	7779	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.