Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	9867
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Players Killed by Monsters:	383

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!