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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crops Grown:	6387

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6363
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	7285	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5104	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.